Lets not get மூக்கி மூக்கி - #1

So, so you think you can tell?

Heaven from Hell?

Hindu from Dinamalar?

Yeah you certainly can do that! Go to the centre page. Go through the columns just as you would do on the final hour before a compre ..

If you are able to catch upon jargons and jargons only, then thts Hindu for ya ..

On the contrast, if you get to read some of chennai's colloquial bad words, then you are probably reading Dinamalar.

With the Hindu, for the worthy matter you are an ignorant audience. With the Dinamalr, for the totally unworthy crap you are too clever a reader!

Anyway, I've decided to do my business both the ways. So while the cheeky cheeky series gets along with some worthy matter, this mooky mooky series is all the same matter, wrapped up as a crap.

So, ipo enna matter na, 4 months la election ..

As such DMK, ADMK thaandi namakelaam edhuvum theriyaadhu dhan .. irundhalum paavam edho India ngraainga .. namma PM ngraainga .. so, adhukaaga Congress, BJP pathi konjam talk alaam ..

Adutha 5 years ku PM aagra chances 3 perukku dhan .. 

1. BJP  saarba - Mr. Advani or Nitish kumars or Narendra Modis ..

2. Cong saarba - Chidambarams or Lalus or Rahuls or X or Y or Z .. (one less than Infinity, infinity is reserved for the next case!)

3. Third allaince ngra paerla oru comedy - Mayawathi, Extreme Lefts, konjam Lefts, Nadu veetu naaigal, slight a Rights, Extreme rights, Korathis, Koravans .. Everybody above 25! (yeah, now you can comprehend infinity!)

So thts d stage set as of now!

Firstu AP ..

AP la indha vaatti elections la, BJP, Praja Rajyam (Chiranjeevi's) laam naam ke vaas dhan .. Real contenders are the ruling Congress and TDP (read as chandra babu naidu) .. Indha third allaince nu oru possibility uruvanadhe Mayawathis BSP, Naidus TDP, Jayas ADMK and Everybodys Left naala dhan .. 

AP la romba naala irukara problem Telangana problem .. which simply put, south AP people are asking for a seperate state! TDP is for the move .. so if they get some solid representations in the Parliament then sure a AP a pirichuduvainga .. Hyd based people are against this move ..

So out of the 42 seats in AP, TDP oru 20 ku mela laam Win panna, govindha govindha! Sure shot comedy dhaanungo! So indha comedy elaam paaka vendam nu nenaikravanga, AP la 10 seat ku mela TDP ku poga koodadhunu vendikonga!

But as of now, ruling Cong side dhan makkal support irukara maadiri theridhu .. which is a gud news for the anti-third allaince people like me! 

Nest namma TN ..

TN la thamaaso thamaas .. 2004 la, DMK was a part of the then incumbent BJP & co. Polls ku just 2 months munnala scope e illadha calculations laam pottu they broke the alliance with BJP. Result? Clean sweep, irukara 39 seats um pocket la potainga .. So what happened? TN na edho oru orathula irukara state nu illama, namakkum oru nalla representation parliament la for the 1st time kedachadhu ..

But this time, DMK ku avlo support irukardha therila .. which means ADMK! Third Alliance! same story as in AP .. because ADMK most probably will not be going with BJP!

So basically local ADMK, DMK politics a marandhutu vote panna dhan 3rd alternative form aaradha thadukka mudiyum .. illana oru kaalathula Hindi edhirpu seydha naamelaam, 'Maayawathi khi jei' paada vendi dhan .. (I have a feeling that she doesn't have any idea about South India .. not just no idea .. she ll probably be thinking that Chennai is in Karnataka, Banglore is in AP, Thirupathi is in TN .. indha level idea dhan irukum nu I guess!)

So, ADMK seats above 20 nu veinga, Parliament la comedy nichayam .. Indha vaaram Mayawathi PM a irukum vaaram! Nexst vaaram Naidu iruka pogum vaaram! adhuku abbura vaaram Jaya PM aavum vaaram! 

- தொடரும்!

P.S - Those of you who prefer to read cheeky cheekys can skip mooky mookys! 

Disclaimers & the Post script of cheeky cheeky no. 1 dittoed here!