Sirithu Maghizhungal

This is my first try of a post here and expect MAN-i-Gaandan to join us soon with some stuff to tickle the funny bone while Rang-a-sami will be blazing out all the serious Guns. So let me start with a small introduction here, the Colorful God(i meant Rang-a-sami) is very generous to Call us Machi and Mapla. But i prefer calling the other two here as NettaPangaali and KuttaPangaali...and Myself GunduPangaali...i dunno why but i get an insane pleasure in calling Rang-a-sami as Pangaali.I know you all laughed at this since i called myself GunduPangaali. KuttaPangaali asked me to Post some Comedy Stuff here. But enakku Konjam Puriyala...Comedy aa Post panna sonnaana? or Post la Comedy Panna sonnaana? but anyway trying both of them out

First, Post la Comedy panradhu

Madrasi and a Keralite travelling together. And a Crow Shits on the Madrasi. keralite starts the convo on seeing this
Keralite: Endha idhu?? (in Mallu means "What is this" and in tamil means "Is it mine")
Madrasi: Unnodadhu illa kaka vodadhu!!!

Next, Comedy aa Post panradhu

‮Madrasi and a Keralite travelling together. And a Crow Shits on the Madrasi. keralite starts the convo on seeing this
Keralite: Endha idhu?? (in Mallu means "What is this" and in tamil means "Is it mine")
Madrasi: Illa pa idhu kaka vodadhu!!!(in tamil means "it is Crow's")

Brick in the Wall #1

I came across one blog where the author had made his first kavidhai attempt. Here's the kavidhai ..

"Kuyila puduchu koondil adachu paada solgira ulagam,

 Mayila puduchu kaala odachu aada solgira ulagam"

wtf? your kavidhai? an attempt at all?

With these sighs I hastily moved on to read the comments on the post ..

One short skirted girl had said - "Hey really cool! gr8 work ya! :)"

wtb? Does she have any idea about Uncle *ehru's Syphillis? She for sure, will not know why saala pappu can't dance. Perhaps, she might not even know that War or Not, India will be on the losing end!

It seems to me that, in the whole world she knows only about commenting on his blog with a standard ':)' plugged in with a 'ya' (Oh ya she also knows to manage herslef, with the shortest of skirts all thorugh a day, If you know wat I mean ..)

And then a funky guy's comment - "Dude! First line copy dhane? Even then, your own second line is too gud man! rhymes so well with the previous one!"

wtt? Probably he should be one of those guys who would watch thirupachi, sivakasi, pokkiri, kuruvi, villu, etcetera, back to bac to ba to b to back again, all with the same 'I'm on d moon'mood! 

Then I thought whether the fault was with the girl or her short skirt? with the guy or vijay movie loving funky attitude?

But then I realised it was not their fault. Oh silly author, you!

Its really a bit difficult to read in which mood your second person is in.

For ex, Me says 'Piss' before he does. But how do you get to know his feeling? I mean exactly how? (Ofcourse, you can try it for yourself .. Even then the exact feel, No you won't get it!)

I decide to tell ya three kinds of things ..

Things which you can understand what the 1st person would have probably meant.

You switch on the TV, tune in the channel where you can get to hear the latest of songs .. 

but what you see is this .. a 2 cm thick lipstick lining - redder than Russia, a not at all catchy kohl lining - blacker than Africa, salwar - yellower than shit  etc etc .. (I do get a feeling that a blind man can somehow picturise these grotesque babos!)

now to save you from anymore puking feel, one random guy calls her up, and it goes like this ..

Paagal guy:Hello madam .. You are looking so beautiful today ..

Babo: oh thanx Mr. X

Guy: your hair style is too gud today ..

Babo: he he ..

Guy: your voice is so so chweettt ..

Babo: he thanx he he heee ..

.. after sometime it starts all over again ..

Guy: madam, you are looking ...

WTF????

you can easily get to kno what that random guy feels about that girl .. Its exactly what anyone would have felt .. Yuk! but then how he goes about puking is like this .. ring her up and drive her crazy ..

and for the babooner than babos gal, she simply conveys this message .. All ya sane guys out there, Its high time you changed the channel, get lost for over 1000 miles and better watch this video of a tigress loving lion or something ..

Things you can kindof half understand what the 1st person would have possibly meant.

If Me says: "Me can ascribe m + n reasons for smoking, but nothing is true. For others it's a time pass. For time, it passess you"

Then, Machi will say: "There are no real conspirers or atleast no one greater than YOU..."

I mean though both are one and d same, Machi will never know what Me probably meant, but he half understands what he would have possibly meant.

Things which are all Hindi & English for ya and you wont get any thing, I mean any a thing!

Try untentionally overhearing any of those babies who have got their babos .. I mean those silly billy pairs who go on and on with their eternal kadalais .. You ll never ever get a thing. (Its highly probable that there isn't really a thing .. still for the sake of it ..) 

And for the Post script of this .. I have to say that the blogger who had posted his first attempt on kavidhai had this P.S “It’s not my own, ppl. Its just a aatais from a movie song”

After reading the P.S a bit late, the background mujic started ..

Theres a sign on the wall,
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings!

Do Me Stub it or Puff it?

Pradeep holds it and flags it off .. its last rites, his first one though ..

 oh! Oh! In and out .. out and in .. nice and smooth .. in and out .. out and in ..

 That’s how Me felt when he had his first puff ..

 Now Me thinks .. 

"When you want something, all the world conspires in helping you to achieve it" .. agree? Disagree? Me disagrees ..

He has n number of reasons to disagree .. For instance, Me smoking ..

Conspirer No. 1 - Eden Gardens: An atomic fraction of a second escapes Sachin's hold .. it is the 13th of March 96 .. Out he goes .. 100 million dreams punctuated with a comma (which is yet to be met), but for the sponsors’ dream it was a full stop.

Coz had India won the Wills world cup,

the lungs of the Indians would be puffing in their time and venting out Wills' smoke.

Here Me misses a Background mujic? 

Keep searching .. Keep on searching ..

this search goes on, On and ON ..

Frantic-tic-tic-tic-tic and never a tock...

Yes never a tock...

Conspirer No. 2 - Sivakasi: The search for a Man, before his birth .. We have this notion - A prospective child is a Male child and a fairer child is a satanic child!

So the search goes on .. XX-XX-XX-XX .. never a Y .. yes never a Man.

All is ‘fair’ in love and labour!

4 fairies in a row. No other go, they are left to roll, roll the match sticks.

For roll and roll, life is love .. keep rolling until its time for her to start the search afresh!

A shameless search and rolling business.

The search is shameful since it's always gonna be a 'fair' deal for every ‘prospective’ one.

And the rolling too .. aaarggghhh! the rolling of hands .. Its not the hands .. It is the smoke under the fairies' stolidity .. So they don't get to see .. see the smoke .. smoke of the elixir wrapped in a paper .. eternal smoke released by an ephemeral lung .. 

Like this, Me has some m + n number of conspirers to be listed ..

And yes Me agrees .. The world does conspire, but not to help you, not to let you achieve .. But just as a pass time!

 For you hold the cig .. smoke it out .. you pass time .. time passes you .. Conspiracies pass theirs'.. Thats that and nothing more .. 

No one to conpspire for the sake of you .. world is what? 

You hold it, it passess you .. you pass it on, it holds you out!    

Maapla, Machi n Me

Maapla is. Maapla writes. Maapla's Blog.

So is Machi. So does Machi. Machi's Blog. 

Me am. Me think. Me will.

Avanga moonu paeru .. Machi, Maapla & Me.

Naan, Aval, Adhu;

Thee, Theeba, Thigil;

Udal, Porul, Aanandhi;

Aram, Porul, Inbam! ..

ippo paathukiteengana sir .. 'maapla sir' avara pathi ipdi solraar - "To say I'm tall would be an understatement. To say that if you climbed high enough that you could see me silhouetted against the horizon would be an exaggeration (that my vertically challenged .." dai maapla niruthu!

ippo 'maapla sir' machi a pathi apdi solraar - "To say he's fat would be an understatement. To say that if you go around fast enough ahem .. ahem .. would be an exaggeration (that his circularly challenged .." usssshhh!

ippo me have chosen Me to apdi ipdi solla about 'Me' ..

but Me is too busy ..

busy contemplating ..

busy from the day he heard thalaivar saying this famous dialog "Amma enna aen karupaa petha?" ..

busy contemplating whether to repeat the same dialog "aen ma enna karuppa .." 

or to use Mr. Yuvan Shankar Raja's one's own 'innovative piracy' and ask "aen ma enna olli ya petha?"

or talk about the even more grave issue "aen ma enna short( or 'kuttaya' which is too harsh a word!) a petha?"

Ok let me cut the Mes' crap!

Arundhathi roy's Estha and Rahel have this curious habit of uttering 'bow' before they actually bow ..

Its like, to do something, you need to say that thing ..

You reach the Loo .. On your mark, Get set and utter it! 'P***' to Go! 

Here Me says .. 'start' and he starts ..

A lot of things are to be said ..

1) Without any prior warning Me ll use 'Innovative piracy' bcoz thats his only source!

2) From hereon, for all purposes me will mean myself and Me will mean the narrator cum protagonist of all the  hereafter posts!

3) Me prefers using On d way instead of by the way .. (Like this, there ll be n number of surrogates for the correct ones) .. Never mind them!

PS: Only really really serious writing here by 'Me'..

Prolly Funny side ll be taken care by machi and maapla!