Brick in the Wall #1

I came across one blog where the author had made his first kavidhai attempt. Here's the kavidhai ..

"Kuyila puduchu koondil adachu paada solgira ulagam,

 Mayila puduchu kaala odachu aada solgira ulagam"

wtf? your kavidhai? an attempt at all?

With these sighs I hastily moved on to read the comments on the post ..

One short skirted girl had said - "Hey really cool! gr8 work ya! :)"

wtb? Does she have any idea about Uncle *ehru's Syphillis? She for sure, will not know why saala pappu can't dance. Perhaps, she might not even know that War or Not, India will be on the losing end!

It seems to me that, in the whole world she knows only about commenting on his blog with a standard ':)' plugged in with a 'ya' (Oh ya she also knows to manage herslef, with the shortest of skirts all thorugh a day, If you know wat I mean ..)

And then a funky guy's comment - "Dude! First line copy dhane? Even then, your own second line is too gud man! rhymes so well with the previous one!"

wtt? Probably he should be one of those guys who would watch thirupachi, sivakasi, pokkiri, kuruvi, villu, etcetera, back to bac to ba to b to back again, all with the same 'I'm on d moon'mood! 

Then I thought whether the fault was with the girl or her short skirt? with the guy or vijay movie loving funky attitude?

But then I realised it was not their fault. Oh silly author, you!

Its really a bit difficult to read in which mood your second person is in.

For ex, Me says 'Piss' before he does. But how do you get to know his feeling? I mean exactly how? (Ofcourse, you can try it for yourself .. Even then the exact feel, No you won't get it!)

I decide to tell ya three kinds of things ..

Things which you can understand what the 1st person would have probably meant.

You switch on the TV, tune in the channel where you can get to hear the latest of songs .. 

but what you see is this .. a 2 cm thick lipstick lining - redder than Russia, a not at all catchy kohl lining - blacker than Africa, salwar - yellower than shit  etc etc .. (I do get a feeling that a blind man can somehow picturise these grotesque babos!)

now to save you from anymore puking feel, one random guy calls her up, and it goes like this ..

Paagal guy:Hello madam .. You are looking so beautiful today ..

Babo: oh thanx Mr. X

Guy: your hair style is too gud today ..

Babo: he he ..

Guy: your voice is so so chweettt ..

Babo: he thanx he he heee ..

.. after sometime it starts all over again ..

Guy: madam, you are looking ...

WTF????

you can easily get to kno what that random guy feels about that girl .. Its exactly what anyone would have felt .. Yuk! but then how he goes about puking is like this .. ring her up and drive her crazy ..

and for the babooner than babos gal, she simply conveys this message .. All ya sane guys out there, Its high time you changed the channel, get lost for over 1000 miles and better watch this video of a tigress loving lion or something ..

Things you can kindof half understand what the 1st person would have possibly meant.

If Me says: "Me can ascribe m + n reasons for smoking, but nothing is true. For others it's a time pass. For time, it passess you"

Then, Machi will say: "There are no real conspirers or atleast no one greater than YOU..."

I mean though both are one and d same, Machi will never know what Me probably meant, but he half understands what he would have possibly meant.

Things which are all Hindi & English for ya and you wont get any thing, I mean any a thing!

Try untentionally overhearing any of those babies who have got their babos .. I mean those silly billy pairs who go on and on with their eternal kadalais .. You ll never ever get a thing. (Its highly probable that there isn't really a thing .. still for the sake of it ..) 

And for the Post script of this .. I have to say that the blogger who had posted his first attempt on kavidhai had this P.S “It’s not my own, ppl. Its just a aatais from a movie song”

After reading the P.S a bit late, the background mujic started ..

Theres a sign on the wall,
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings!