Maapla is. Maapla writes. Maapla's Blog.
So is Machi. So does Machi. Machi's Blog.
Me am. Me think. Me will.
Avanga moonu paeru .. Machi, Maapla & Me.
Naan, Aval, Adhu;
Thee, Theeba, Thigil;
Udal, Porul, Aanandhi;
Aram, Porul, Inbam! ..
ippo paathukiteengana sir .. 'maapla sir' avara pathi ipdi solraar - "To say I'm tall would be an understatement. To say that if you climbed high enough that you could see me silhouetted against the horizon would be an exaggeration (that my vertically challenged .." dai maapla niruthu!
ippo 'maapla sir' machi a pathi apdi solraar - "To say he's fat would be an understatement. To say that if you go around fast enough ahem .. ahem .. would be an exaggeration (that his circularly challenged .." usssshhh!
ippo me have chosen Me to apdi ipdi solla about 'Me' ..
but Me is too busy ..
busy contemplating ..
busy from the day he heard thalaivar saying this famous dialog "Amma enna aen karupaa petha?" ..
busy contemplating whether to repeat the same dialog "aen ma enna karuppa .."
or to use Mr. Yuvan Shankar Raja's one's own 'innovative piracy' and ask "aen ma enna olli ya petha?"
or talk about the even more grave issue "aen ma enna short( or 'kuttaya' which is too harsh a word!) a petha?"
Ok let me cut the Mes' crap!
Arundhathi roy's Estha and Rahel have this curious habit of uttering 'bow' before they actually bow ..
Its like, to do something, you need to say that thing ..
You reach the Loo .. On your mark, Get set and utter it! 'P***' to Go!
Here Me says .. 'start' and he starts ..
A lot of things are to be said ..
1) Without any prior warning Me ll use 'Innovative piracy' bcoz thats his only source!
2) From hereon, for all purposes me will mean myself and Me will mean the narrator cum protagonist of all the hereafter posts!
3) Me prefers using On d way instead of by the way .. (Like this, there ll be n number of surrogates for the correct ones) .. Never mind them!
PS: Only really really serious writing here by 'Me'..
Prolly Funny side ll be taken care by machi and maapla!
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